The Kreml High Intro Music
From left to right: Tvetov Nato, Polpotkin, Crazy Ivan,
Tantrum Tabulev, Rektor Tabulev, Tony, Johny Tex.
unnecessary info (I found some english descriptions of the episodes
"A new pair of jeans"
Description: The American exchange student Johny Tex arrives at Kreml High and is greeted by our Russian friends.
"To Fat to Fuck"
Description: Tvetov Nato want to make out with his girl friend, but she reckons hes to fat.
Description: The ad on TV says it is time to get your tetanus shot. Polpotkin breaks out in a cold sweat he cant stand getting shots. Polpotkin cant handle the pressure and heads for the hills.
"Nothing to do"
Description: The gangs hanging out at Tvetovs. They are really bored. They just have to come up with something to do.
"A Day at the Beach"
Description: Tantrum decides to drink himself stupid. He gets a bottle out and gets started, soon hes completely plastered.
Description: Johny Tex decides to teach his Russian friends a new way to be cool by showing someone the finger.
Description: Polpotkin is daydreaming whilst watching a film. He wakes from his dream all of a sudden. The ad on TV says you should buy a knife if you have an enemy.
"Theres something yucky in the water"
Description: Polpotkins dad gives the gang a chore to do, clean the yucky stuff out of the pool. The stuff is stuck on the bottom of the pool and is difficult to get hold of.
Description: Tabulev is watching football on telly. He is a devoted Russia-fan, and now his team has a penalty. They score and Tabulev is ecstatic. He wants the gang to take part in Gothia Cup, the biggest youth soccer tournament in the world.
"Johny Tex goes home"
Description: Johny is sitting on the couch talking to his mom on the phone. He realizes then and there that he has to go home. The next day in school he explains to his friends that he has to go home, and that it would be great fun if they did a signposted walk that ended at a surprise party.