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From the Kreml High episode "Too Fat":

Here we can see Crazy Ivan and Tony beating and rubbing Tvetov Nato's stomach with a "Fläskpinne" (Porkstick) so he will get thin enough to f*ck his girlfriend.

So what I am trying to say is: Don't use a bottle - use a stick with some feathers on instead.

...but seriously: I don't think that you (or Tvetov) need to use a stick (or a bottle) at all.